I heard a different version from Tadfan of the eviction saga of the charity shop in Tadcaster by Humphrey. The story went that the vicar of Tadcaster wanted to rip out some of the pews and replace them with chairs in a semicicular fashion around the altar so that everyone would feel more part of the service, rather than sitting in serried rows facing the front. the church council and most of the congregation thought this was a good idea in line with modern ideas of worship and would allow more participation. However, there was one prominent objector......... can you guess who? He said 'if you make any changes to this church, your charity shop can b***** off from my shop'. Congregation obviously did not like being dictated to in this way, but the result is that they had to move. guess what...the shop is still empty.
I do not claim this version to be any more true than Tadfans, it may be part of the rich seam of stories about humphreys behaviour. certainly I have heard the 'shoes' story more than once! However, in his case I am prepared to believe that fact is stranger than fiction!