OMG!!!

H Smith has crossed the line!
My first reaction (well second actually, as I'll be breaking our own website rules to post the first) is to call the police and report the '?500 as theft with menace', and contact the newspapers and TV immediately - also point them towards this site so that they can see it is typical, rather than unique - make for a bigger story, and will get more media interest. I would say this is the most effective way to get things resolved in some way - but you need to do it right now.
I will post some more when I calm down a bit.
Would you mind (if that's OK) letting us know some more info, such as which pub, and what reason he gave for the actions he was taking other than the stock problem allegation - if any?
Someone on this site actually accused me of using this site to make an unwarranted attack on H Smith - well that person knows who he is, and after reading your (cookoo's) post, I hope that person realizes that this site is part of a defence - and not an attack.
(Also see this:
http://samsmiths.info/forum/index.php?topic=284.0)